Saturday, June 26, 2010

Antara 7 perkara selalu di amalkan oleh Rasulullah SAW

1. SELALU BANGUN SEBELUM SUBUH
Rasul selalu mengajak ummatnya untuk bangun sebelum subuh, melaksanakan sholat sunah dan sholat Fardhu, sholat subuh berjamaah. Hal ini memberi hikmah yg mendalam antara lain :
- Berlimpah pahala dari Allah
- Kesegaran udara subuh yg bagus utk kesehatan/ terapi penyakit TB
- Memperkuat pikiran dan menyehatkan perasaan

2. AKTIF MENJAGA KEBERSIHAN
Rasul selalu sentiasa rapi & bersih, tiap hari kamis atau Jumaat beliau mencuci rambut-rambut halus di pipi, selalu memotong kuku, bersisir dan berminyak wangi. “Mandi pada hari Jumaat adalah wajib bagi setiap orang-orang dewasa. Demikian pula menggosok gigi dan memakai harum-haruman”(HR Muslim)

3.TIDAK PERNAH BANYAK MAKAN
Sabda Rasul : “Kami adalah sebuah kaum yang tidak makan sebelum lapar dan bila kami makan tidak terlalu banyak ( tidak sampai kekenyangan)”(Muttafaq Alaih) Dalam tubuh manusia ada 3 ruang untuk 3 benda : Sepertiga untuk udara, sepertiga untuk air dan sepertiga lainnya untuk makanan. Bahkan ada satu tarbiyyah khusus bagi ummat Islam dengan adanya Puasa Ramadhan untuk menyeimbangkan kesehatan

4. GEMAR BERJALAN KAKI
Rasul selalu berjalan kaki ke Masjid, Pasar, medan jihad, mengunjungi rumah sahabat, dan sebagainya. Dengan berjalan kaki, keringat akan mengalir, pori-pori terbuka dan peredaran darah akan berjalan lancar. Ini penting untuk mencegah penyakit jantung

5. TIDAK PEMARAH
Nasihat Rasulullah : “Jangan Marah”diulangi sampai 3 kali. Ini menunujukkan hakikat kesehatan dan kekuatan Muslim bukanlah terletak pada jasadiyah belaka, tetapi lebih jauh yaitu dilandasi oleh kebersihan dan kesehatan jiwa. Ada terapi yang tepat untuk menahan marah :
- Mengubah posisi ketika marah, bila berdiri maka duduk, dan bila duduk maka berbaring
- Membaca Ta ‘awwudz, karena marah itu dari Syaithon
- Segeralah berwudhu
- Sholat 2 Rokaat untuk meraih ketenangan dan menghilangkan kegundahan hati

6. OPTIMIS DAN TIDAK PUTUS ASA
Sikap optimis akan memberikan dampak psikologis yang mendalam bagi kelapangan jiwa sehingga tetap sabar, istiqomah dan bekerja keras, serta tawakal kepada Allah SWT

7. TAK PERNAH IRI HATI
Untuk menjaga stabilitas hati & kesehatan jiwa, mentalitas maka menjauhi iri hati merupakan tindakan preventif yang sangat tepat.

Britney Bush


WOW!!!...pergh..cair siot..

Bush Takutkan Baby


Dah dasar pengganas..baby pun takut

Status Binatang BerFacebook

Bayangkan kalau binatang-binatang ada facebook, agaknya macam ni kot status-status nyer..

Cicak : Tuan rumah baru beli reket elektrik, gua kenduri nyamuk BBQ mlm nih...

Nyamuk : Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi... kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah. ..

Aedes: Baru jer selamat bagi injekan maut, yeah!!!

Ayam: Tidaaaaaaaaaaaak, Besok majikan gua mau buat kenduri kesyukuran, gua mau di sembeliiiiihhh! ...

Cicak : isteriku tersepit pintu

Kucing Betina: "Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa."

Ayam : Kawan2...kalu esok guwe tak update...bererti guwe udah di goreng....I luv u all... jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa...

Nyamuk: Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam daaaa. Gua positif HIV AIDS... uwaaaaaaa

Cicak : Mau ke ke bilik air anak tuan rumah jap ... baru beli videocam baru ...

Kucing: Baru je add awek sebelah umah... keturunan PARSI beb!!!

Tikus: Operasi malam ni... selongkar kitchen kabinet... sape nak ikot?

katak : malam ni nk wat konsert la..da lama x ujan ni..hangat oii..

ular : rasa mcm nk makan lauk telo la malam ni..mana nk cari ek..

Anjing: Aku tension bila ada mat rempit berkumpul tepi rumah aku tiap malam. Nak tido pun x senang hanjeng punya org.

Kuda: Patah kaki; Rider aku bangang salah timing bila nak lompat pagar, sekarang rehat kat kandang.

Kura-kura: Aku sakit hati bila bini aku berjalan. Lembab mcm siput babi

Siput babi: Aku sakit hati bila bini aku bergerak. Lembab mcm kura2

Gagak: Tadi jumpa ayam KFC. Jangan jeles

Burung Kakak Tua: Penat betul nk ubah stigma masyarakat. Walaupun aku Burung Kakak Tua, tapi aku burung Jantan!!!

Babi hutan: susah betul nak cari makanan halal sekarang ni.

Kera: semalam GF aku bagi bunga. Sedap jugak kunyah

Tikus: Aku makan mee goreng mamak kat Al Naz maju@precint 9. Meh la join sekali.

Lalat: Asyik hurung bangkai je. Alhamdulillah hari ni jumpa nasi bungkus.

Sotong; Aku bengang bila tapak sulaiman ejek aku si lembut

kucing : update petang karang tepat jam 5.00pm slow ngendap ala2 pink panther nyurik ikan bawal kepunyaan kak lela majnun. ..

lipas : merasmikan pengunaan kepak baru sekali bila dikembangkn. ..gerun tengok mmber aku kene tarik dgn jeli2 panjang kepunyaan cik cicak..eee seram nyeee....

itik serati : hahahhaa lawak2 ayam serama tu ade hati jalan tersengguk2. ...nk tiru aku le tu.. lol....

Ikan laga: Boring sey, duduk sorang2 dalam tanki ni.

Ikan parang; Kurang asam punya manusia, letak gambar aku kat depan bekas keropok

Ikan Jerung: Kenapa x de sorang pun nak add/approve aku. :-(

Ikan Sepat: Terkenang jiran sebelah yang dah dijadikan ikan pekasam. Al Fatihah

Ikan Bilis: Wah ramainya kawan kita. Tahniah remy, ko kawan aku yang ke 5000.

Ikan Arowana: Cantik tak sisik I? Cantik kan ?

Ikan Mas Koki: macam mana nak kurus nie?

Friday, June 25, 2010

Movies, Sports, Music and More


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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Photoshop Tutorial HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!


Untuk para graphic designer, disini ada tawaran hebat dari pihak kami. Kami ajar step by step..lengkap tutorialnya. Video, bukan gambar tau..tapi video tutorial..lepas ni korang akan pakar dalam design guna photoshop..aku dah, korang bila lagi..klik sini ye..Click Here!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

AKASIA: Ilusi

ILUSI *24 Episod*

mulai Isnin, 21 Jun 2010, Setiap Isnin - Khamis, 6.30 ptg. Tv3

Menampilkan lakonan Diana Rafar dan Ashraff Muslim

SINOPSIS

Mengisahkan seorang gadis yang mampu membuat ramalan mengenai masa depan.

Tiada sesiapa yang bakal mengetahui masa depan mereka, kecuali Lyza. Namun apakah ia sesuatu anugerah yang berharga kepada Lyza, saat beliau mendapat visi bahawa Shahril, bakal suaminya terbunuh dalam satu kemalangan jalan raya?

Setelah kejadian itu, Lyza terus bermurung dan kerap mendapat visi dengan memegang baju Shahril. Selepas Lyza berkahwin degan Rizal, tanpa disedari dia kini berdepan ancaman setelah mendapat visi yang membongkarkan rahsia sebenar kematian Sharil

Sumber: http://eforum1.cari.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=489608

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Bush..Oh Bush!!



Ni lah berita yang aku dapat, pekerja selepas bersara sebagai Presiden US

hurm.....Artis bila GEDEMPOL!!!






19 Ways To Annoy People

1. Give your wife an ultra-romantic 10th anniversary card on your 9th anniversary.

2. When a waiter asks you, "How would you like your steak cooked?" answer, "Yes."

3. Wear one of those digital sports watches that beeps every fifteen minutes.

4. Pull up to an ATM as unprepared as possible. Wait for a car to pull up behind you. Fumble for a pen, scratch your head, slowly fill out a deposit envelope. Having made sure your car is not close enough to the machine, open the car door and awkwardly insert your ATM card. Make several attempts to enter your PIN. Abort your transaction in frustration and pull away, but not quite far enough for the car behind you to reach the ATM.

5. Buy a newspaper at a busy convenience store with a credit card.

6. Never let the other person have the last word in an email exchange.

7. Eagerly volunteer to go grocery shopping for your wife. Make sure everything you buy is just a little bit off: get tuna in oil instead of in water; whole grain bread instead of 7-grain; 2% instead of skim milk; low-carb salad dressing instead of fat-free. (As a side benefit, you will never be sent to the grocery store again.)

8. When your indignant 13 year-old daughter says, "SO??" you sing, "A needle pulling thread."

9. Go three days without brushing your teeth before your dentist appointment.

10. At the McDonald's drive-through window, ask if the french fries are organic.

11. When the restaurant hostess asks, "What's your smoking preference?" answer, "Menthol."

12. Work the 1986 Chicago Bears Super Bowl team into every conversation.

13. Be a teenager.

14. Ask your butcher if the calves' liver is organic.

15. Suppose your name is "Brad". Every time somebody says "I'm tired" or "I'm bored" or "I'm whatever", you say, "I'm Brad! Nice to meet you." (The key to this technique is repetition. You must execute at every opportunity. The first couple times might be mildly amusing, but the next 11,000 times it'll be a slam-dunk annoyance.)

16. When your spouse turns fifty, blindfold him/her, get in the car, and drive to your surprise destination. When you arrive, get out of the car, remove the blindfold and reveal the gift: side-by-side burial plots.

17. Bring a case of Budweiser to a French restaurant and ask what the corkage fee is. Alternatively, bring a box of wine and ask how much for a utility knife.

18. Begin every other sentence with the phrase, "Quite frankly".

and if all else fails,

19. Attempt to get through airport security in a suit of armor.

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