Bayangkan kalau binatang-binatang ada facebook, agaknya macam ni kot status-status nyer..
Cicak : Tuan rumah baru beli reket elektrik, gua kenduri nyamuk BBQ mlm nih...
Nyamuk : Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi... kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah. ..
Aedes: Baru jer selamat bagi injekan maut, yeah!!!
Ayam: Tidaaaaaaaaaaaak, Besok majikan gua mau buat kenduri kesyukuran, gua mau di sembeliiiiihhh! ...
Cicak : isteriku tersepit pintu
Kucing Betina: "Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa."
Ayam : Kawan2...kalu esok guwe tak update...bererti guwe udah di goreng....I luv u all... jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa...
Nyamuk: Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam daaaa. Gua positif HIV AIDS... uwaaaaaaa
Cicak : Mau ke ke bilik air anak tuan rumah jap ... baru beli videocam baru ...
Kucing: Baru je add awek sebelah umah... keturunan PARSI beb!!!
Tikus: Operasi malam ni... selongkar kitchen kabinet... sape nak ikot?
katak : malam ni nk wat konsert la..da lama x ujan ni..hangat oii..
ular : rasa mcm nk makan lauk telo la malam ni..mana nk cari ek..
Anjing: Aku tension bila ada mat rempit berkumpul tepi rumah aku tiap malam. Nak tido pun x senang hanjeng punya org.
Kuda: Patah kaki; Rider aku bangang salah timing bila nak lompat pagar, sekarang rehat kat kandang.
Kura-kura: Aku sakit hati bila bini aku berjalan. Lembab mcm siput babi
Siput babi: Aku sakit hati bila bini aku bergerak. Lembab mcm kura2
Gagak: Tadi jumpa ayam KFC. Jangan jeles
Burung Kakak Tua: Penat betul nk ubah stigma masyarakat. Walaupun aku Burung Kakak Tua, tapi aku burung Jantan!!!
Babi hutan: susah betul nak cari makanan halal sekarang ni.
Kera: semalam GF aku bagi bunga. Sedap jugak kunyah
Tikus: Aku makan mee goreng mamak kat Al Naz maju@precint 9. Meh la join sekali.
Lalat: Asyik hurung bangkai je. Alhamdulillah hari ni jumpa nasi bungkus.
Sotong; Aku bengang bila tapak sulaiman ejek aku si lembut
kucing : update petang karang tepat jam 5.00pm slow ngendap ala2 pink panther nyurik ikan bawal kepunyaan kak lela majnun. ..
lipas : merasmikan pengunaan kepak baru sekali bila dikembangkn. ..gerun tengok mmber aku kene tarik dgn jeli2 panjang kepunyaan cik cicak..eee seram nyeee....
itik serati : hahahhaa lawak2 ayam serama tu ade hati jalan tersengguk2. ...nk tiru aku le tu.. lol....
Ikan laga: Boring sey, duduk sorang2 dalam tanki ni.
Ikan parang; Kurang asam punya manusia, letak gambar aku kat depan bekas keropok
Ikan Jerung: Kenapa x de sorang pun nak add/approve aku. :-(
Ikan Sepat: Terkenang jiran sebelah yang dah dijadikan ikan pekasam. Al Fatihah
Ikan Bilis: Wah ramainya kawan kita. Tahniah remy, ko kawan aku yang ke 5000.
Ikan Arowana: Cantik tak sisik I? Cantik kan ?
Ikan Mas Koki: macam mana nak kurus nie?
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Movies, Sports, Music and More
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Photoshop Tutorial HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Untuk para graphic designer, disini ada tawaran hebat dari pihak kami. Kami ajar step by step..lengkap tutorialnya. Video, bukan gambar tau..tapi video tutorial..lepas ni korang akan pakar dalam design guna photoshop..aku dah, korang bila lagi..klik sini ye..Click Here!
Thursday, June 17, 2010
AKASIA: Ilusi
ILUSI *24 Episod*
mulai Isnin, 21 Jun 2010, Setiap Isnin - Khamis, 6.30 ptg. Tv3
Menampilkan lakonan Diana Rafar dan Ashraff Muslim
SINOPSIS
Mengisahkan seorang gadis yang mampu membuat ramalan mengenai masa depan.
Tiada sesiapa yang bakal mengetahui masa depan mereka, kecuali Lyza. Namun apakah ia sesuatu anugerah yang berharga kepada Lyza, saat beliau mendapat visi bahawa Shahril, bakal suaminya terbunuh dalam satu kemalangan jalan raya?
Setelah kejadian itu, Lyza terus bermurung dan kerap mendapat visi dengan memegang baju Shahril. Selepas Lyza berkahwin degan Rizal, tanpa disedari dia kini berdepan ancaman setelah mendapat visi yang membongkarkan rahsia sebenar kematian Sharil
Sumber: http://eforum1.cari.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=489608
mulai Isnin, 21 Jun 2010, Setiap Isnin - Khamis, 6.30 ptg. Tv3
Menampilkan lakonan Diana Rafar dan Ashraff Muslim
SINOPSIS
Mengisahkan seorang gadis yang mampu membuat ramalan mengenai masa depan.
Tiada sesiapa yang bakal mengetahui masa depan mereka, kecuali Lyza. Namun apakah ia sesuatu anugerah yang berharga kepada Lyza, saat beliau mendapat visi bahawa Shahril, bakal suaminya terbunuh dalam satu kemalangan jalan raya?
Setelah kejadian itu, Lyza terus bermurung dan kerap mendapat visi dengan memegang baju Shahril. Selepas Lyza berkahwin degan Rizal, tanpa disedari dia kini berdepan ancaman setelah mendapat visi yang membongkarkan rahsia sebenar kematian Sharil
Sumber: http://eforum1.cari.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=489608
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
19 Ways To Annoy People
1. Give your wife an ultra-romantic 10th anniversary card on your 9th anniversary.
2. When a waiter asks you, "How would you like your steak cooked?" answer, "Yes."
3. Wear one of those digital sports watches that beeps every fifteen minutes.
4. Pull up to an ATM as unprepared as possible. Wait for a car to pull up behind you. Fumble for a pen, scratch your head, slowly fill out a deposit envelope. Having made sure your car is not close enough to the machine, open the car door and awkwardly insert your ATM card. Make several attempts to enter your PIN. Abort your transaction in frustration and pull away, but not quite far enough for the car behind you to reach the ATM.
5. Buy a newspaper at a busy convenience store with a credit card.
6. Never let the other person have the last word in an email exchange.
7. Eagerly volunteer to go grocery shopping for your wife. Make sure everything you buy is just a little bit off: get tuna in oil instead of in water; whole grain bread instead of 7-grain; 2% instead of skim milk; low-carb salad dressing instead of fat-free. (As a side benefit, you will never be sent to the grocery store again.)
8. When your indignant 13 year-old daughter says, "SO??" you sing, "A needle pulling thread."
9. Go three days without brushing your teeth before your dentist appointment.
10. At the McDonald's drive-through window, ask if the french fries are organic.
11. When the restaurant hostess asks, "What's your smoking preference?" answer, "Menthol."
12. Work the 1986 Chicago Bears Super Bowl team into every conversation.
13. Be a teenager.
14. Ask your butcher if the calves' liver is organic.
15. Suppose your name is "Brad". Every time somebody says "I'm tired" or "I'm bored" or "I'm whatever", you say, "I'm Brad! Nice to meet you." (The key to this technique is repetition. You must execute at every opportunity. The first couple times might be mildly amusing, but the next 11,000 times it'll be a slam-dunk annoyance.)
16. When your spouse turns fifty, blindfold him/her, get in the car, and drive to your surprise destination. When you arrive, get out of the car, remove the blindfold and reveal the gift: side-by-side burial plots.
17. Bring a case of Budweiser to a French restaurant and ask what the corkage fee is. Alternatively, bring a box of wine and ask how much for a utility knife.
18. Begin every other sentence with the phrase, "Quite frankly".
and if all else fails,
19. Attempt to get through airport security in a suit of armor.
2. When a waiter asks you, "How would you like your steak cooked?" answer, "Yes."
3. Wear one of those digital sports watches that beeps every fifteen minutes.
4. Pull up to an ATM as unprepared as possible. Wait for a car to pull up behind you. Fumble for a pen, scratch your head, slowly fill out a deposit envelope. Having made sure your car is not close enough to the machine, open the car door and awkwardly insert your ATM card. Make several attempts to enter your PIN. Abort your transaction in frustration and pull away, but not quite far enough for the car behind you to reach the ATM.
5. Buy a newspaper at a busy convenience store with a credit card.
6. Never let the other person have the last word in an email exchange.
7. Eagerly volunteer to go grocery shopping for your wife. Make sure everything you buy is just a little bit off: get tuna in oil instead of in water; whole grain bread instead of 7-grain; 2% instead of skim milk; low-carb salad dressing instead of fat-free. (As a side benefit, you will never be sent to the grocery store again.)
8. When your indignant 13 year-old daughter says, "SO??" you sing, "A needle pulling thread."
9. Go three days without brushing your teeth before your dentist appointment.
10. At the McDonald's drive-through window, ask if the french fries are organic.
11. When the restaurant hostess asks, "What's your smoking preference?" answer, "Menthol."
12. Work the 1986 Chicago Bears Super Bowl team into every conversation.
13. Be a teenager.
14. Ask your butcher if the calves' liver is organic.
15. Suppose your name is "Brad". Every time somebody says "I'm tired" or "I'm bored" or "I'm whatever", you say, "I'm Brad! Nice to meet you." (The key to this technique is repetition. You must execute at every opportunity. The first couple times might be mildly amusing, but the next 11,000 times it'll be a slam-dunk annoyance.)
16. When your spouse turns fifty, blindfold him/her, get in the car, and drive to your surprise destination. When you arrive, get out of the car, remove the blindfold and reveal the gift: side-by-side burial plots.
17. Bring a case of Budweiser to a French restaurant and ask what the corkage fee is. Alternatively, bring a box of wine and ask how much for a utility knife.
18. Begin every other sentence with the phrase, "Quite frankly".
and if all else fails,
19. Attempt to get through airport security in a suit of armor.
White Collar (Complete Season 1)
624x352 | 23.98fps | AVI | XVID 1114kbps | MP3 128kbps | 350MB | HDTVDownload Link
http://www.mediafire.com/file/2sjxemywylm/White.Collar.S01E01.HDTV.XviD-FQM.avi.002
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http://www.mediafire.com/file/9yq2yze49jp/White.Collar.S01E08.HDTV.XviD-FQM.part2.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/1zlm1dxtnmd/White.Collar.S01E09.HDTV.XviD-FQM.part1.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/z9jmacda15j/White.Collar.S01E09.HDTV.XviD-FQM.part2.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/z3bmjymxzbx/White.Collar.S01E10.HDTV.XviD-FQM.part1.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/y4mokb5kdmw/White.Collar.S01E10.HDTV.XviD-FQM.part2.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/tizhvyynd0f/White.Collar.S01E11.HDTV.XviD-FQM.part1.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/a9dd0mndnbx/White.Collar.S01E11.HDTV.XviD-FQM.part2.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/praccdj11z9/White.Collar.S01E12.HDTV.XviD-XII.part1.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/z19usb2se9j/White.Collar.S01E12.HDTV.XviD-XII.part2.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/zyjvutdf2x0/White.Collar.S01E13.HDTV.XviD-FQM.avi.part1.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/ehxgml4m1mz/White.Collar.S01E13.HDTV.XviD-FQM.avi.part2.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/wgn3mxvjpjk/White.Collar.S01E14.HDTV.XviD-FQM.part1.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/ktpmtxtx1wn/White.Collar.S01E14.HDTV.XviD-FQM.part2.rar
Quotations...motivate ourself
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing. --> Abraham Lincoln
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. --> Albert Einstein
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. --> Albert Einstein
A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up. --> Albert Schweitzer
A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind. --> Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. --> Anna Pavlova
If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all. --> Anna Quindlen
It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way. --> Aristotle
Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings. --> Arthur Rubinstein
Why be a man when you can be a success? --> Bertolt Brecht
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. --> Bill Cosby
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. --> Henry David Thoreau
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. --> Albert Einstein
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. --> Albert Einstein
A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up. --> Albert Schweitzer
A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind. --> Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. --> Anna Pavlova
If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all. --> Anna Quindlen
It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way. --> Aristotle
Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings. --> Arthur Rubinstein
Why be a man when you can be a success? --> Bertolt Brecht
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. --> Bill Cosby
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. --> Henry David Thoreau
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